NoNudeNoDiam0nds | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

/who/ – Mumei’s Minecraft Server

3D LIVE, 5th Fes, birthday celebration, CHAPTERS, Clips, holoEN, Holotori, HOLOTORI Dance, Hoshimachi Suisei, karaokes, MDCCXCIV, merch, mind craft, Minecraft, mumei, Mumei’s, music videos, Nanashi Mumei, outside-the-box, Promise, Server, songs, Stellar Stellar, twitter, youtube channel

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive group songs, mind-bending craft sessions with HoloEN, and original songs that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Holotori and dance your heart out with our first original song – HOLOTORI Dance! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine hanging out with Stellar Stellar (Hoshimachi Suisei) and jamming out to the coolest tunes in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a server experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Buildings Constructed:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

True Chat Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Authenticity, Chat, chatbot, chatroom, Communication, confirmation, confirmation bias, doubt, fact-checking, inquiry, is this true, Messaging, Minecraft, online conversation, online interaction, Questioning, smp, True, Truth, uncertainty, validity, Verification

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and most hilarious adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, participating in dance-offs with creepers, and even going on wild quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to turn your house into a giant cake to builders who can create entire cities in the blink of an eye, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

Agreement, Budget, business transaction, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBiz, Decision making, Ethics, Fairness, financial dispute, friendship, gas money, Loss, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, Négotiation, payment, perspective, reimbursement, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trade

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for epic adventures like driving two hours each way to buy music equipment, only to end up in a wild negotiation where you could potentially save big bucks! Who knows, you might even end up with a sweet deal like paying only half of the original price because the seller made a mistake!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense drama like arguing with your friend over who should foot the bill for a mistake made during a transaction. Will you be the hero who stands your ground and refuses to pay the extra $25, or will you give in to the pressure and cough up the cash?

Don’t miss out on all the outrageous fun and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows what kind of insane stories you’ll be a part of next!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchantments Applied:	115	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SingleParentSisterDrama

absent father, christmas gifts, extended family, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, Family Values, financial boundaries, gift giving, gift limits, gifting structure, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-law relationships, parenting decisions, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single parent, SingleParentSisterDrama, special treatment

Are you tired of family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). No more arguing over gifting limits or feeling guilty about not giving special treatment to your sister-in-law’s kids!

On our server, everyone is equal and no one gets special treatment just because they don’t have a dad around. Plus, our in-game currency is unlimited, so you can spoil all the virtual kids you want without breaking the bank.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your fellow gamers who understand that Minecraft is the only place where family drama doesn’t exist. See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	5136	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

blinken, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, end war, foreign affairs, geopolitical situation., international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military strategy, Minecraft, news updates, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, the guardian, Ukraine, war briefing

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we push russia out of ukraine wit our epic building skills and redstone contraptions. we got a secret plan to end da war and blinken himself is on board. join us and be a hero in dis epic battle for peace and blocky justice. plus, we got free diamonds for all new players cuz we rich like dat. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show russia who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft world.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crops Grown:	9359	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TverBoomCraft

ammunition depot, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, evacuation, explosions, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, News, russia, SECURITY, Targets, Tensions, Tver region, TverBoomCraft, UKRAINIAN, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian drones attack russian ammunition depots for fun! watch as explosions go boom boom and players scramble to evacuate their virtual homes! build your own bunker to protect yourself from the chaos or join the chaos and become a drone pilot yourself! come join the madness and see who will survive the ultimate showdown in the tver region! it’s gonna be lit fam!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8943	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ViralVax Update: Protect Yo Chickens!

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so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! our server is like, totally lit cuz we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet zombie pigman that gives out free hugs to all players.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghost chicken who lays golden eggs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but don’t worry, the ghost chicken is actually really friendly and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster ever. and if u survive the ride, u get a special prize at the end.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mines Excavated:	3416	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Moonfall SMP

Minecraft Survival Vanilla Whitelist KeepInventory Discord SMP Land claims Mob griefing Multiplayer Community Exploration Building Redstone PVP Farming Crafting Economy Adventure Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Moonfall SMP is a 1.21 semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server. We are currently looking for new members! Some of the server features include: – Whitelist – No land claims – KeepInventory On – No mob griefing

Join the discord server to get whitelisted!: https://discord.gg/rzgntWvsHd

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mario Kart 8 Minecraft Server

dlc, Gaming, Gaming Community, kart, KARTING, launch title, long tail tag, Mario, mario kart 8, mario kart 9, Mario Kart series, merchandise, Minecraft, New Release, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Racing, Server, speculation, switch 2, Updates, video games, year 10

Are you tired of waiting for Mario Kart 9? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your racing dreams! Join us and race against other players in epic Mario Kart-inspired tracks that will have you dodging banana peels and launching red shells like a pro. Plus, rumor has it that if you come in first place, you’ll unlock a secret warp pipe that leads straight to Princess Peach’s castle. So what are you waiting for? Hop on your virtual kart and join us for some high-octane fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Niji is Good Minecraft SMP

collaboration, content creators, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, japanese, Japanese culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, Music, niji, Nijisanji, Online Community, online personalities, online talent, smp, streaming, talent agency, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass not only grows, but dances the Macarena while doing it!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. He informs you that in order to survive in this world, you must engage in epic battles against evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. But don’t worry, you’ll have a trusty sidekick in the form of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from none other than Steve himself!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join our outrageous Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoSleepCrafters

advice, bedtime routine, Caffeine, exhaustion, Experts, FATIGUE, healthy habits, insomnia, mental health, napping, night, no sleep, NoSleepCrafters, productivity, reddit, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep deprivation, Tips

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Look no further! Join our server where staying up all night is not only encouraged, it’s required! Our world is filled with caffeine-powered mobs, disco parties that never end, and a secret underground society of sleep-deprived villagers. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you up all night and leave you questioning reality, join us now! Who needs sleep when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyAUKUS Minecraft Server

Aukus, Canada, CraftyAUKUS, defense alliance, defense ministers, defense pact, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, global security, Indo-Pacific, international relations, Japan, Leaders, military cooperation, Minecraft, new zealand, nuclear submarines, Pacific region, security partnership, Server, strategic alliance, talks

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off creepers like a boss. we got dragons flying around and unicorns roaming the land. our community is lit af, with players from AUKUS, Canada, Japan, and even New Zealand.

we got leaders from all these countries in talks with each other, planning epic battles and alliances. you don’t wanna miss out on the action, so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. are you up for the challenge? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, Competition, Defense, defense budget, Geopolitical, Global, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military expansion, national security, power, Ranking, Redstone, revolution, Russian army, second largest, strategic positioning, strength, SUPERPOWER, united states, world

come join our minecraft server where we are training the russian army to overtake the united states as the world’s second largest! we have epic battles, crazy weapons, and vodka for everyone! build your own military base and strategize to take down the enemy. join now before putin himself comes to play! let’s show those americans who’s boss!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

❤️ FREE DONATION FOR PARKOUR 1.8 – 1.20.1⭐ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «FREE DONATION FOR PARKOUR 1.8 – 1.20.1» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ores Mined:	2945	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

‘Crafty Immigration: Minecraft Server’

asylum seekers, asylum seekers crisis, border control, Crafty, global migration, humanitarian crisis, immigrant crisis, immigration, immigration challenges, immigration debate, immigration issues, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, migrant caravan, migrant crisis, Minecraft, political asylum, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, Server, undocumented immigrants, what immigrant crisis

Are you tired of dealing with pesky immigrant crises in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where there is no such thing as an immigrant crisis! Build your dream world without any unwanted visitors trying to sneak in and steal your diamonds. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where all your wildest dreams come true. So why wait? Join now and leave those immigrant crises behind!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!