New Minecraft Servers

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

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    Get ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our players are so wild, they once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! But that’s not all, our community is so crazy that one time, someone dressed up as a creeper and tried to blow up the entire server – luckily, they only managed to blow up their own house! If you’re looking for non-stop laughs and epic fails, then this is the place for you. Join us now and see just how degenerate things can get!

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  • CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

    CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can take down C-List CEOs in the most hilarious way possible? Join our server and uncover the scandalous secrets of these right-wing jerkwads! We’ve got CEOs who are into CEO erotica and we’re ready to expose their Tumblr likes to the world. Join us for some reputation-destroying fun and let’s ruin some public lives together! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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  • Ugly Characters Minecraft Server

    Ugly Characters Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of looking at those blocky, pixelated characters in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can play as the one and only Lara Croft! That’s right, say goodbye to Steve and Alex, and hello to the ultimate badass tomb raider.

    Join our server for the chance to explore ancient temples, battle evil villains, and raid tombs just like Lara herself. Who needs diamonds when you can find priceless artifacts and treasure instead?

    So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can channel your inner Lara Croft and embark on epic adventures? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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  • Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

    Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve got a wild mix of slavs, germs, and nords running around causing chaos and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Join us if you want to witness a slav riding a polar bear into battle against a germ riding a giant sausage. Or how about a nord building a castle made entirely out of meatballs? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, known for your epic battles and insane builds. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Ancient Races Minecraft Server

    Ancient Races Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient history of the Korean and Finnish races! Did you know that original Finns looked like mediterranean or Arab people? It’s true! They either became extinct or traveled to establish Rome or Greece – talk about world domination! And those crackers who larp as them? Just spawn devils created by Yakub himself!

    Join our server for a chance to uncover the secrets of these ancient civilizations and maybe even unlock hidden powers within yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while mining for diamonds! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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