Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

    Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

    Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7391 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • AudRealms

    AudRealms

    AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

    JAVA IP: 135.148.134.42:27013 BEDROCK IP: 135.148.134.42 (Port 27013)

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    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

    Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

    So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4513 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

    Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Villages Defended: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

    zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

    Our advantage comes from the beginning, so to speak, from the basics, our hardware can withstand any load due to the multi-threading of servers, the protection of our server is at its best.

    We always strive only for the best, which is why our server version is always on the latest versions.

    You will be able to conquer other players with your construction skills, or maybe AMOGUS, maybe you would like to take over the entire server???

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Potions Brewed: 190

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most pasta-tively awesome Minecraft server out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of flying spaghetti monsters who showered them with diamonds and gold. True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so Italian, even the creepers wear mustaches and shout “ciao” before exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night. It’s a carb-filled extravaganza that will leave you saying “molto bene!”

    So come join us on this Minecraft adventure filled with Italian excellence, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many meatballs you can fit in your inventory). Mangia, mangia!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, non-stop kpop music blasting in the background.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs gather to show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon has some killer dance skills!

    If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with rare kpop memorabilia and enchanted diamond swords that have been autographed by your favorite kpop idols.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and let the music and madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Spooky Skelly Minecraft Server

    Spooky Skelly Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring human skin all day? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest skeleton fantasies this Halloween!

    Imagine roaming the pixelated lands as a spooky skeleton, scaring unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. But beware, the other players may try to defeat you with their diamond swords and enchanted armor.

    Join us for a bone-chilling adventure like no other, where skeletons reign supreme and Halloween never ends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the skeleton shenanigans begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Big T’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Big T’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness the legendary Big T in action as he dominates every single competition with his secret weapon – a pet chicken named Clucky who gives him superhuman Minecraft skills! Rumor has it that Big T once defeated an entire army of creepers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even learn some tips and tricks from the master himself. Who knows, you might even discover your own superpower, like the ability to turn diamonds into chocolate cake with just a flick of your wrist. So come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Manly Minecraft Server

    Manly Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some testosterone into your gaming experience!

    Join us if you want to prove your manliness by battling hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and your bare fists. Show off your survival skills by building a fortress made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Manly Man Mountain, where players can climb to the top and shout their manliest battle cries to the entire server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the challenge of wrestling a pack of rabid wolves with nothing but a stack of raw porkchops.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and conquer the Minecraft world in the most epic way possible, join us now! Because on our server, being a manly man is the only way to play.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Media SMP Literacy

    Media SMP Literacy
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of media literacy? Well, look no further because our server is all about that sweet, sweet media literacy! We believe that every block you place tells a story, and every creeper explosion is a metaphor for the dangers of fake news. Join us for a wild ride through the world of media literacy, where even the Ender Dragon is a symbol for the power of propaganda. So come on, join our server and let’s decode some pixels together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GemCraft | Server & Community

    GemCraft | Server & Community

    Why should I join? We are a fully customized server and community. We have most of the features you are familiar with and more. Not in the old and boring way, instead in a new, modern and overall better way. We love constructive feedback. It makes our server and community the best it can possibly be.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so awesome, even the developers had to write a note about it in September 2024. That’s how legendary we are!

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] celebration, where you can take on the Solo Raid: Behemoth and experience Full Burst Day on weekends. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Co-op: Land Eater event coming up soon!

    Join now and recruit heroes like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace for free! And don’t miss out on upcoming recruits like Grave, who will blow your mind with their skills.

    Dress your heroes in style with costume passes like Scarlet: Black Shadow and Isabel: Honeymoon Party. And keep an eye out for the upcoming Cinderella: Glass Princess costume pass – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops and the laughs never end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Fakout Pump Minecraft SMP

    Fakout Pump Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Bobo, the mischievous prankster, pulling off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning their houses into giant pumpkins to replacing all their diamonds with dirt, Bobo always keeps things interesting.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pumpkin King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to pumpkin carving contests. Rumor has it that those who defeat him in a carving duel are granted access to a secret pumpkin patch filled with rare treasures.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then come join us! Just be prepared for your fakout pump to be officially over, because Bobo always wins.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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