NoNewsJustBlocks

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lol imagine a world where newspapers are like, extinct. like, who even reads those anymore? come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to never make you read a newspaper ever again. instead, we have a whole village of villagers who will deliver all the news to you in person. they even do interpretive dances to really make the news come alive. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with all the newspapers in the world just in case you start to miss them. but let’s be real, who would miss those boring things when you can be playing on our server, amirite? join now and say goodbye to newspapers forever!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2455	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1478
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Emeralds Found:	4847

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockPartyJoy

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Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Emeralds Found:	5055	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	63
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Void Gems Collected:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

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Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Connect with the community through Discord
Active community & staff	Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
No /tpa, /home, etc.	Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
Enforced Rules	Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

How to Join

You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

The server is for players aged 16 and above.

3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

5. Is the server free from lag?

Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zelda’s Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Zelda to get her act together and be the hero we all know she can be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Zelda has finally found her calling as a master builder! Join us and help her create epic castles, dungeons, and maybe even rescue a few princesses along the way (sorry Mario, you’re on your own this time). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Zelda what she’s been missing out on all these years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Towns Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.