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Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Items Found:	6267	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	7250
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

KidMeSaysMCSMP

child version, Childhood, emotional well being, Future, Inner child, KidMeSaysMCSMP, mental health, past, personal growth, PRESENT, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Bro, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the child version of you will actually appear and ask if we turned out okay. And get this, if you say yes, you get a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. But if you say no, you have to fight a giant chicken with a mustache. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and let’s see if we turned out okay together!

CoolFandomsCraft

coolest fanbases, CoolFandomsCraft, dedicated fans, fan appreciation, fan community, fan culture, fan love, fan loyalty, fan pride, fan support, fan unity, Fandom, loyal fans, non-toxic fans, passionate fans, Positive community, positive fan culture, positive fanbase, positive fandom, Supportive fans, toxic fanbases

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6799

Forget those toxic fanbases, come join our Minecraft server where the fanbase is so cool, they put the “ice” in “nice”! Our players are so chill, they could give Elsa a run for her money.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. The party was lit, the music was bumpin’, and the creepers were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of dragons with just a flick of their wrist. Rumor has it they once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen and came out victorious.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with toxic fanbases and want to be a part of the coolest community in Minecraft, come join our server today. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ArgenCraft vs RusBlock

alcohol consumption, alcohol policy, alcohol testing, ArgenCraft, argentina, breathalyzer test, diplomatic clash, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic tensions, Dispute Resolution, foreign affairs, government protocol, international diplomacy, international relations, legal consequences, legal implications, political tensions, RusBlock, russia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Towns Built:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BOOM, a breathalyzer test appears out of nowhere. And guess what? It leads to a full-on diplomatic clash between Argentina and Russia! Like, how crazy is that?

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and even have a pet llama that spits fireballs at creepers. Plus, every time you log on, a random celebrity will join the server and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you imagine Beyonce doing the floss dance in Minecraft? Because it totally happens here.

Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving? Yeah, they’re the ones who keep everything running smoothly and make sure that the server is always full of surprises.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a sugar rush, then you definitely need to join us. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, 100s of cosmetics, activities, airdrops, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Decent Amount of Players Now, Easy Progression, Fishing, Guards, Koth, modern gameplay, og, old school, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Towns Built:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Server Information:

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

-Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
-Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
-Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
-Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
-Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
-So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

GrooveCraft Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, celebration, cheerful, christmas, Daily Bust a Groove thread, family, Festive, Friends, Gifts, GrooveCraft, Happiness, holiday, joy, kiss, love, Memories, Mistletoe, romance, Server, sharing, special moment, tradition, V, Winter

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	80
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	57
New Chunks Explored:	817609	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7344
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

lololol i hope u didnt kiss a creeper instead xD

Join this Minecraft server if u wanna build ur own winter wonderland and make out with cute villagers under the mistletoe!

We got snowball fights, secret santa gift exchanges, and even a hot tub made of lava for those spicy moments 😉

Don’t miss out on the chance to celebrate Christmas all year round with us! Just watch out for any sneaky Endermen trying to steal ur presents hehehe.

Jim Furrnette’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, alter ego, bizarre situations, case of mistaken identity, confusion, doppelganger, double life, Epic, Furrnettes, identity crisis, jim, Jim Furrnette, lookalike, Minecraft, mistaken for a celebrity, mistaken for a famous person, mistaken for someone else, mistaken identity, mixed up, peculiar occurrences, secret identity, smp, strange coincidences, surreal experiences, twin stranger, unexpected encounters

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	60
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say hello to Jim Furrnette! This server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer, who can communicate with sheep using only interpretive dance. And don’t forget about Sally the Spider Tamer, who rides around on a giant spider named Fluffy.

So what are you waiting for? Join Jim Furrnette today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the villagers declare war on the zombies. It’s a crazy ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in Jim Furrnette!

EternalDebate Minecraft SMP

ceaseless controversy, continuous debate, endless disagreement, eternal argument, eternal dispute, EternalDebate, everlasting discussion, infinite argument, Minecraft, never resolved conflict, never settled dispute, never-ending debate, never-ending disagreement, never-ending discussion, ongoing argument, ongoing controversy, perpetual argument, perpetual dispute, persistent quarrel, smp, timeless debate, timeless quarrel, unending debate

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that breakdance for emeralds. It’s a total vibe, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.

And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BelieveMeOrRage

anger management, Assertiveness, BelieveMeOrRage, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, disbelief, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, Frustration, mindfulness, patience, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Stress Management, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchantments Applied:	249
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with non-believers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to believe every word you say, no matter how outrageous! Want to claim you can fly in real life? Go ahead, we’ve got your back. Claim you have a pet dragon that breathes fire? We’ll believe you and even help you build a stable for it. Join our server and never worry about being doubted again!

BlackSeaCraft or SpillCraft

Black sea, BlackSeaCraft, cleanup efforts, coastal communities, conservation, crisis management., Disaster, emergency declaration, emergency response, Environment, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, federal emergency, Government, international response, marine life, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spill, Pollution, russia, SpillCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	135

come join our epic minecraft server where we spill oil in the black sea just for funsies!! russia is like “oh noes we need federal emergency” but we’re like “lol who cares let’s keep spilling that oil!!” join us for a wild time of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast!! plus, we have free cookies for all players who help us pollute the environment even more. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!!

String Crafters: Theoretical Fun!

Crafters, elusive phenomenon, Fun, innovative mathematical method, mathematical breakthrough, mathematical framework, mathematical innovation, mathematical validation, matter formation, provable phenomenon, Quantum Mechanics, scientific research, String, string theory, Theoretical, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, theoretical physics advancement, theoretical physics breakthrough, theoretical physics discovery, theoretical physics innovation, theoretical physics theory, theoretical physics validation, validating string theory

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crops Grown:	7010	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code of string theory and turned it into a virtual reality playground for all you blocky enthusiasts out there!

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging virtual strings that could unravel the fabric of the universe! build your own string theory-inspired creations and watch as they come to life in ways you never thought possible!

our server is filled with mind-bending puzzles, gravity-defying challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with string theory as you are (maybe even more so).

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together, one block at a time!

Age of Enlightenment

age, Automation, Create, Discord, enlightenment, explosions, factions pvp, fire spread protections, GregTech, Minecraft, Modded, Peace, primitive world, raiding chests, Recruitment, Star Gates, Survival, Technology, terrafirmacraft, tips and tricks, trading partners, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	99775	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	164	Zombie Dances:	6

The Age of Enlightenment is Upon Us
The year is 1000. Man has discovered fire but has yet to do anything with this new knowledge other than cook food… until you arrived. Your eyes beheld a strange vision last night. Two large portals filled with glistening liquid connect across space and time to unite the universe. A device of such majesty could only posses this name, Star Gate. You now understand the ultimate destiny of man, and you are the only one who can carry it out. There are others who claim to share this vision, but none can achieve it as quickly as you and your friends. Either exploit these false prophets to further your ends or destroy them to ensure your enduring legacy will be established.

The Age of Enlightenment is Upon Us

The year is 1000. Man has discovered fire but has yet to do anything with this new knowledge other than cook food… until you arrived. Your eyes beheld a strange vision last night. Two large portals filled with glistening liquid connect across space and time to unite the universe. A device of such majesty could only posses this name, Star Gate. You now understand the ultimate destiny of man, and you are the only one who can carry it out. There are others who claim to share this vision, but none can achieve it as quickly as you and your friends. Either exploit these false prophets to further your ends or destroy them to ensure your enduring legacy will be established.

Here’s The Deal
Total War: Age of Enlightenment is a modded server running TerraFirmaGreg, a modpack that combines the primitive survival of TerraFirmaCraft with the technological progression, automation, and ultimate goal of GregTech and whatever you can do with Create. This is a factions pvp style server where the goal is to be the first faction to build and connect two Star Gates.
Explosions and fire spread protections are turned off, and you can raid chests and bodies. If you wish, you could make yourself an enemy to every other faction you come across. However, remember that this is a marathon, not a sprint. No matter how well you do, reaching the end will take time, and time allows your enemies to plan and scheme. With such an in-depth crafting and technology system, other factions may prove useful as trading partners, provided your new “allies” know their place.

Here’s The Deal

Total War: Age of Enlightenment is a modded server running TerraFirmaGreg, a modpack that combines the primitive survival of TerraFirmaCraft with the technological progression, automation, and ultimate goal of GregTech and whatever you can do with Create. This is a factions pvp style server where the goal is to be the first faction to build and connect two Star Gates.

Explosions and fire spread protections are turned off, and you can raid chests and bodies. If you wish, you could make yourself an enemy to every other faction you come across. However, remember that this is a marathon, not a sprint. No matter how well you do, reaching the end will take time, and time allows your enemies to plan and scheme. With such an in-depth crafting and technology system, other factions may prove useful as trading partners, provided your new “allies” know their place.

Links
Join The Discord
Download The Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Total War: Age of Enlightenment?

Total War: Age of Enlightenment is a modded Minecraft server running the TerraFirmaGreg modpack, combining TerraFirmaCraft, GregTech, and Create in a factions PvP style gameplay. The goal is to be the first faction to build and connect two Star Gates.

2. Are explosions and fire spread protections turned off?

Yes, explosions and fire spread protections are turned off on the server. This adds an extra challenge to survival as players need to be cautious of their surroundings.

3. Can I raid chests and bodies on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to raid chests and bodies on the server. However, it is important to remember that this is a long-term game, and making enemies of every faction may not be the best strategy.

4. How can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by clicking on the “Join The Discord” link provided in the above section. This is where factions communicate about war, peace, trade, recruitment, and share tips and tricks.

5. Where can I download the modpack for Total War: Age of Enlightenment?

You can download the TerraFirmaGreg modpack by clicking on the “Download The Modpack” link provided in the above section. This modpack includes the necessary mods for the server gameplay.

Sunni Rats Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Analysis, Behavior, chatter, commentary, current events, discussion, Islam, lack of response, MIDDLE EAST, News, Observation, online activity, Quest, Quiet, Rats, response, Silence, social media, speculation, Sunni, Sunni Muslims

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff. Like, seriously, the Sunni rats are being real quiet about it, so you know it’s gotta be good. Plus, there’s like secret underground caves filled with diamonds and creepers wearing party hats. It’s like a wild party in there, man. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together!

SchnitzelCraft SMP: The Secret Sauerkraut Society

comedy, cross-cultural humor, cultural context, Cultural differences, cultural humor, cultural insights, cultural interpretation, cultural jokes, cultural nuances, cultural references, cultural understanding, German comedy, German humor, german language, German stereotypes, hidden meanings, humor, inside joke, linguistic humor, SAUERKRAUT, SchnitzelCraft, secret, secret undertones, smp, society

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with random events and surprises around every corner. One time, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week. Another time, a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, summon llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, really). And did we mention the monthly hot dog eating contest? Winner gets a diamond block!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, only Germans will truly understand the hidden humor within our server. Guten tag, my friends!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4001	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9