NoMoreSteveAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	154
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchantments Applied:	128
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dimension Hops:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	1913
Players Killed by Monsters:	4631	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5311
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Items Found:	7286	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	8045
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Runes Activated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Potions Brewed:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6875
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6