join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 4978 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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