join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Crops Grown: 6473

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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