join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
New Chunks Explored: 10623 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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