join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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