join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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