NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Mind Realm Odyssey 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult content, Anime, Dark, Disturbing, explicit, graphic, hentai, Manga, manga scanlation, manga translation, Manipulation, mental health, Mind, mind control, mind-bending, mindbreak, odyssey, Psychological, psychological torture, Realm, scanlator group, Trauma, Twisted

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crops Grown:	1624
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – it’s gonna mindbreak your scanlator group! Yeah, you heard me right, your scanlator group is gonna be mindbroken into a whole new level of existence, man. It’s gonna be like, whoa, mind blown, literally! So, like, if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and make your brain do backflips, then this server is where it’s at, my dude. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure, join now and prepare to have your reality shattered into a million pieces!

NoGFNoEntryCraft

Birthday Party, Black, brother, Christmas card, close friends, dress code, ENGAGEMENT, family, Girlfriend, NoGFNoEntryCraft, overreacted, Party, photos, red, relationship, roommates, Rude, Siblings, sister-in-law, tradition, White

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Animals Bred:	112	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyNahOutMoment

awkward, awkward moments, bad dates, bad first dates, biggest nah, CraftyNahOutMoment, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, deal breakers, EMBARRASSING, funny, I’m out moment, instant turn offs, nope moments, red flags, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date ever

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	7199
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to scream “Nah, I’m out”? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us for a date with adventure, where you can build your dream world and escape from all those cringey moments. Say goodbye to awkward small talk and hello to epic battles with creepers and zombies. Who needs romance when you have diamonds and redstone? Join us now and never have a “Nah, I’m out” moment again!

FloralCove

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

smp.floralcove.fun

Eviyon Network

battle, bedwar, Bedwars, building, challenge, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Eviyon Network, Experience, Faction, gameplay, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Practice, PvP, Skyblock, skywar, Survival, Variety

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3278	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Eviyon Network is a Minecraft network that offers a variety of different game modes for players to enjoy, such as BedWar, SkyBlock, Survival, Faction, SkyWar, Practice and more. Each game mode offers its own unique gameplay experience, allowing players to choose the type of game they want to play. Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a creative building project, or a fast-paced battle, Eviyon Network has something for everyone.

mc.eviyon.net

LIMITLESS SMP

#youtube, 24/7, artists, bliss plugins, Challenges, Events, friendly community, Google Forms, Jerold, Levels, LifeSteal, Limitless, Lore, Modded, Pedos, safe space, smp, Staff, twitch, video application, YouTuber, Zero hate tolerance

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Farms Harvested:	998
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Crops Grown:	1643
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9518
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Limitless SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
24/7 Server	Enjoy a rare vanilla Minecraft experience
Active Members	Engage in PvP, build, lore, or diverse gameplay
Growing Community	Perfect environment for YouTube or Twitch growth
Multiple SMPs	Future plans for modded, levels, lifesteal, and more
Respectful Players	No PvP pressure if you prefer a different playstyle
Events & Challenges	Regularly hosted events and challenges for all players
Zero Hate Tolerance	Safe space for all players with a strict anti-hate policy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Limitless SMP?

Limitless SMP offers a diverse gameplay experience with active members, community events, and a zero hate tolerance policy. Whether you’re a builder, grinder, lore writer, PvP enthusiast, or content creator, there’s something for everyone on our server.

How can I apply to join Limitless SMP?

You can apply by filling out the Google Forms linked below or by joining our open application Discord server. If you’re a YouTuber, consider making a video application to showcase your content.

Apply with Google Forms: Google Forms Link

Join our Discord server: Discord Link

Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.6

#Movie love, 1.20.6, all-time favorites, beloved movies, beloved titles, best movies, cherished titles, cinematic gems, Enchanted, favorite movies, film favorites, film suggestions, Kingdoms, movie faves, movie recommendations, movie titles, must watch films, really like, The Light Between Oceans, top film choices, top movie picks, Top Picks

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

OMG, bro, if you like movies, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like being in your favorite movie but with blocks and creepers! Imagine building your own version of “The Light Between Oceans” but with a twist – maybe the oceans are made of lava and the lighthouse is actually a giant chicken! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come join us and let’s make movie magic in Minecraft!

Momma’s Basement Minecraft Server

basement, Boundaries, challenging conversations, co-dependency, Communication, Confronting, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, Enmeshment, family dynamics, guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, individual growth, living arrangements, long-term plans, mindset, Minecraft, mommas, overbearing mother, personal growth, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, Server, Therapy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2779	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	193
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of living in the shadow of your girlfriend’s mom? Do you want to escape the clutches of an overbearing mother-in-law before you even tie the knot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom that comes with building your own virtual world. No more mommy drama, no more guilt-trips for spending the night away from home. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (or at least your own blocky castle).

We’ve got therapists on standby to help you work through any mommy issues that may arise while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new therapist buddy to commiserate with over a virtual campfire.

So, say goodbye to living under the thumb of your girlfriend’s mom and hello to a world where the only controlling force is your own creativity. Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of (without any meddling in-laws in sight)!

ExAckedGrief – Minecraft Server

acknowledging, acknowledging ex, Brewery, Buddies, cheers, conflicting opinions, current girlfriend, Divorce, ex husband, ex wife, ExAckedGrief, high school sweethearts, hometown visit, Minecraft, new husband, overreacting, past relationships, relationship boundaries, Respect, Server, social etiquette, spare bedroom, split opinions.

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex and your current girlfriend both log on and start fighting over you in the chat. Will you choose to side with your high school sweetheart or your new flame? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense PvP action either way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exes, drama queens, and love triangles galore. You never know what will happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions.

Join now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have ex-lovers and jealous girlfriends to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockyLastWords

bedside manner, bizarre confession, BlockyLastWords, deathbed confession, emotional moments, end of life, end of life care, final moments, Healthcare, healthcare workers, hospice care, last words, Medical Profession, Nurses, nursing profession, passing away, patient confession, patient stories, reddit, shocking confession, unexpected confession

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Calling all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to witness the most shocking, bizarre, and unexpected confessions from our players right before they “pass away” in-game. From confessing their undying love for a block of dirt to revealing their secret obsession with collecting virtual chickens, you never know what you’ll hear on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nurse NPC, who will listen to all your woes and heal your Minecraft wounds with her magical potions. And rumor has it, she’s heard some pretty wild confessions from players on their deathbeds. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now!

GazaCraft: Trump Edition

Conflict, Diplomacy, economic development, Edition, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Infrastructure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Own, palestine, Peace, Politics, Reconstruction, redevelopment plan, Take Over, trump, united states, US

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so like, imagine this, right? we got this epic minecraft server that’s gonna be so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we’re gonna “take over” and “own” the whole server just like Trump wants to do with Gaza. but don’t worry, we’re gonna make it way more fun and way less political.

come join us and be a part of the most epic redevlopment plan ever. we’ll have crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community of players you’ll ever meet. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that Trump himself would be jealous of?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make this server great again! (no politics, just fun)

Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server

Cannabis, cannabis use disorder, comorbidity, CRAZE, cud, drug abuse, drug addiction, dual diagnosis, long-term effects, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, research study, risk factors, Schizo, schizophrenia, Server, substance abuse, substance use

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	9073	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those crazy studies saying cannabis leads to schizophrenia. on our server, the only thing you’ll be paranoid about is creepers sneaking up on you! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never feel alone like those poor souls with CUD. come build, explore, and laugh with us on the best minecraft server ever!

Distant Horizon

active community, Adventure, anti-griefing protections, Builders, Challenges, creations, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Events, Explorers, Friends, Leaderboards, Leveling, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1990
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	150	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

play.disthorizon.com:25567

VikingsMC

alliances, Challenges, Community, Competition, construction, Cross-Play, Currency, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Hardcore, Jobs, KitPvP, Map, Minecraft, Nations, Protection, PvE, PvP, Raids, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, VikingsMC

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	127	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

VikingsMC – Server Minecraft Survival Earth Vikingsmc is a survival server with a personalized land map, ideal for exploration, construction and competition.

Main features:

The Earth-Based map: the faithful replica of the Earth with emblematic locations. Nations and alliances: Create nations, form alliances or conquer territories. Personalized economy: jobs, players trade and virtual currency. Unique events: raids, PVP, Pve and seasonal challenges. Territory protection: safety for players’ bases. Active community: friendly staff and discord for organization.

vikings.mcnetwork.me

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Finalwind, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, pvp combat, Quests, Server, skill, smp, survival server, Tools, vanilla server, weapons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Finalwind Minecraft Server Information

Description
Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?	While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Question

Answer

How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?

While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4 Check out our Discord!: discord.finalwindserver.com Check out our website!: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Maybe check out our trailer!: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc