NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	5501
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3279	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3654
New Chunks Explored:	672900	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Love Letters Sent:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	New Chunks Explored:	978725
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1443
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Emeralds Found:	4008
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Animals Bred:	130
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Mines Excavated:	4152

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	9607
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	4165	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 35m, bachelor party, Bally’s, best man, BLACKJACK, Coronas, Drama, Drinking, Enjoy, Flight, Friends, groom, Harveys, Kids, Minecraft, Pregnant, Resources, Server, solidarity, Tahoe, vacation time, Wedding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!