Are you tired of dating creepers who blow up your heart? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate! Join us and say goodbye to players who mine your emotions and craft drama. Our server is filled with charming villagers, handsome knights in shining diamond armor, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for love. So if you’re ready to swipe right on a new adventure, come join us and let the love potions flow!
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Medieval Realms
Medieval Realms – Minecraft Server
Server Overview Medieval Realms is an authentic medieval war server starting in the 1066, with custom arms and armour relatively accurate to the period. The gameplay revolves around PvP and warfare, catering to players who seek dominance in Europe or a peaceful life in a castle. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Questions Answers What version is the server running? Version: 1.20.6 What are some key plugins on the server? – Cannons (siege weapons)
– Brewery (RP purposes)
– Dynmap (3D map view)What are the basic rules of the server? - Don’t hack
- Don’t abuse bugs
- Don’t try to offline grief
- Respect the staff
- Be respectful to others
What is the server IP and Dynmap link? Server IP: 51.89.142.221:26224
Dynmap: http://51.89.142.221:8739/Is there a Discord server for Medieval Realms? Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/crbwEHcFe9
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“NotSoHotButStillCool” Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans, then you HAVE to join this server! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And if you join us, you can help us defeat them and become the ultimate llama slayer!
Plus, we have a whole town dedicated to building giant statues of our favorite YouTubers, like PewDiePie and Dream. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a llama by the llama society, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? LOLZ!
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ForestFireFiascoMC
Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise!
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CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition
yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.
so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever
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ConcertTimeOops Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about getting cheated in a hangout like poor OP did at that jazz show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that concert mishap.Reasons to join our server:
– We have two “showings” of epic Minecraft adventures every day, at 7:30pm and 9:30pm (just kidding, it’s actually one long intermission-filled extravaganza)!
– Our band of players will keep you entertained with their virtual tunes and melodies, no need to worry about missing out on the fun.
– Leave whenever you want, we won’t send you snarky texts the next morning. In fact, we encourage you to come and go as you please, just like a Minecraft block that can be placed and removed at will.So don’t be an asshole like OP’s friend, join our server and experience the ultimate hangout where the only thing you’ll feel cheated out of is a boring day!