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Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3411	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5418
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	6324
Dragon Eggs Found:	8520	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8853	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	851	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	143
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3534
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Emeralds Found:	1885	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7237
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Farms Harvested:	967
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

Players:	101/400	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1