NoMoreCringePhrases | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hearing the same old phrases in Minecraft chat? Well, join our server and never hear them again! Our players are banned from saying “I’m on a boat” because we’re a landlocked server and boats are strictly prohibited. Instead, we encourage players to shout “I’m on a pig!” as they ride their trusty steeds around the map.

But that’s not all! We also have a strict “no “it’s lit” policy because we take fire safety very seriously. Instead, players must say “it’s mildly warm” whenever they come across a fiery situation. And if anyone dares to utter the phrase “YOLO,” they are immediately teleported to the top of the tallest mountain on the server and forced to shout “I regret nothing” as they plummet to their doom.

So if you’re tired of the same old phrases and want to join a server with some truly outrageous rules, come join us! Just remember, if you hear someone say “I’m on a boat,” report them immediately for breaking the rules of our wacky world.

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3033	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9586	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	161

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crops Grown:	1483
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5424	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	621	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Animals Bred:	78	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	5
New Chunks Explored:	809604	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crops Grown:	6880	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8686

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Items Found:	6545
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

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MineSider.aternos.me