NoMoreCreeperBlows Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5654	Farms Harvested:	309
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Votes:	3668	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Emeralds Found:	4831
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3612
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ores Mined:	8710

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	8873	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	154	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	2028	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Animals Bred:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	325

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1