NoMoreBlowiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	6136
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	175
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Crops Grown:	7660
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	2293	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Towns Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8812

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	4074	Crops Grown:	5295
Dragon Eggs Found:	5384	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Player Shops & Warps
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	551412
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	232	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Backpacks & Bases Minecraft Server

Abandoned, abandoned bases, Backpacks, Bases, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military bases, Minecraft, orders, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Troops, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	3723	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	184

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of an epic battle between iran and syria! the abandoned bases are full of treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered. u gotta be quick tho, cuz the soldiers were ordered to take their backpacks and leave, so u gotta grab all the loot before they come back! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

ImamRainbowCraft

activism, Assassination, discrimination, gay imam, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, ImamRainbowCraft, Islam, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, minority rights, Muhsin Hendricks, Muslim community, openly gay, religious leader, social justice, south africa, tragic event, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	3

yo, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own rainbow mosque in honor of muhsin hendricks, the world’s first openly gay imam who got assassinated in south africa? come join us and pay tribute to this iconic figure by creating the most fabulous mosque the minecraft world has ever seen! we have rainbow sheep, glittery creepers, and a disco ball dungeon for all ur party needs. plus, rumor has it that muhsin’s ghost haunts the server, giving out rainbow diamonds to those who show the most love and acceptance. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make muhsin proud with our fabulous creations!

Players:	91/200	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mines Excavated:	3096