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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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