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CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	1945
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Votes:	5310
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	6167	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1231
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1143

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9052	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1901	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	768394
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magic Items Found:	3083
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

The description of the server server “Bixomi” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bixomi.aternos.me:52610

Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Entertainment, live broadcast, Live streaming, online content, Realm, Skippers, skipping, skipping celebrations, skipping events, skipping holidays, skipping traditions, skipping Valentine’s Day, social media, Stream, streaming, streaming platform, Valentine’s Day content, Valentine’s Day, video streaming

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	2766
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3