NoMore9to5MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	135	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Votes:	5134	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2499	Dragon Eggs Found:	9498
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2391	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ores Mined:	644
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8839
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2154

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5255
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Farms Harvested:	107
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3