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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9596 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!