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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8604 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!