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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4831 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 115 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 605 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!