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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8924 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 277 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 264 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!