NoMiniMiners | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Girl’s Self-Insert Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where girls are a rare sight? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are constantly self-inserting left and right! Join in on the fun and see just how many girls you can spot building epic structures and slaying zombies with their diamond swords.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of too much block-building on the human brain. Will you become a master builder or lose your mind in a sea of pixelated blocks? There’s only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. And who knows, you might even find love among the creepers and skeletons. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3565
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Spot Bot AI Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of bots pretending to be real players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bot-free zone! We have a strict “no bots allowed” policy and our admin team is constantly on the lookout for any sneaky AIs trying to infiltrate our ranks.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to meet some truly wacky characters. From a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of llamas who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds. On our server, you’ll stumble upon chests filled with enchanted gear, rare items, and even the occasional slice of pizza (because why not?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DadlessLunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with clingy parents in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your dad wanting to have lunch with you on campus again! Our virtual world is a parent-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any family drama.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer a parent-free experience, but we also have exclusive events like “Dad-Free Fridays” where you can enjoy uninterrupted gameplay without any parental interruptions. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for independence.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to awkward lunch dates with dad. It’s time to take control of your own virtual destiny and build the life you’ve always wanted – no parents allowed!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MomDrainer420

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Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MovieLoverMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	8065	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockbusterQuotes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	857946	Animals Bred:	69
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

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Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4536
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	834479	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyCultureShock

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1786

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	2194	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4