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Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
New Chunks Explored: 136256 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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