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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5549 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?