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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6638 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4278 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?