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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7720 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 6176 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
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