NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	231	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

#announcement, action RPG, automata, developers, exclusive, Fun, game development, Gaming, gaming industry, insider information, Minecraft, News, nier, nier automata, NieR series, platinumgames, Rumors, Sequel, Server, Shift, shift up, speculation, stellar blade, upcoming release, ups, video game, yoko taro

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HappyCraft SMP

Bliss, Contentment, emotional well being, emotions, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyCraft, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCreeperFAQs

afraid to ask, Anonymity, Community, CraftyCreeperFAQs, Curiosity, doubts, EMBARRASSMENT, FEARS, hesitation, Insecurity, judgement, personal boundaries, questions, redditors, Secrets, sensitive topics, social norms, taboo, uncertainty, unknown, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RedstoneRevolution

aggressive tactics, ai, American intelligence officials, anti-U.S. influence campaigns, cyber warfare, digital manipulation, Disinformation, election interference, foreign influence, geopolitical strategy, iran, Misinformation, Moscow, national security, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, russia, social media manipulation, Technology, undermining Harris

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

Analysis, Appearance, attitude, BlockyBrainiacs, Body language, Demeanor, emotions, facial expression, feelings, first impression, initial reaction, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, person, reaction, Reflection, Seeing.., Server, Thoughts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

Banged, consequences, controversial, Exploitation, gossip, guy, illegal, Imagine, IMMORAL, judgment, Minecraft, perpetrator, regret, relationship, remorse, Rhea, Rumors, scandal, smp, Teen, underage, Victim

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Towns Built:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3525	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	4931

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	210
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

⭐RedLine⭐ Griff⚔️ Voice-Chat ✅ Minecraft server events

127 лвл, Anarchy, anti cheat, Anti X-ray, Auction, Balanced donation, Buyer, Clans, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, griff, Hardcore, Large Online, minecraft server, Mystical meteorites, new enchantments, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Plasmo Voice, Prison, Private, privates that explode, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raid notifications, redline, RPG, Russian, Survival, Telegram, unique armor, unique quests, Unique Runes, unique weapons, voice chat, Website, Weddings, Without Launcher

★ Raid notifications in (Telegram)

★ Voice chat “Plasmo Voice”

★ Unique Runes

★ Unique armor and weapons

★ New enchantments

★ Unique quests

★ Mystical meteorites

★ There are privates that explode

★ Buyer, Auction

★ Good anti-cheat, anti X-ray

★ Balanced donation

Website – https://redline.easydonate.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/tuFa8B4T8b

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	9071	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

anticipation, athletes, baseball, Battle of the beaneaters, California, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, dodgers, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, MLB, PADRES, Rivalry, San Diego, showdown, smp, sports, Thread, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

advice, advice overload, annoyance, Boundaries, Church, Communication, family dynamics, Frustration, Homesick, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, Minecraft, Mormon, moving out, ParentlessCraft, parents, personal space, privacy, reaching out, Server, solitude, Support

Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!