| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2176 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5939 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6968 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8025 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 462 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 698 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 90 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | New Chunks Explored: | 614746 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6801 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7344 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6354 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4328 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5121 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9315 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4762 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9523 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5666 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 5033 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4372 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4793 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 4020 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 923 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7905 | Magic Items Found: | 4399 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 164 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 429 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
