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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4847 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
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