NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Communication, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, emotional trauma, emotions, harsh words, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, love, love quotes, Minecraft, NoLuv4U, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, Sad quotes, smp, unrequited love, worst response

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	5558	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	197
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Towns Built:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	8064
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Emeralds Found:	7890
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

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rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	220
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Buildings Constructed:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Buildings Constructed:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3883
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8611
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Towns Built:	10

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	7031	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.