Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 7:14 AM

New Minecraft Servers

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Are you tired of the constant nagging from your significant other to tie the knot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and receive a daily payment of $1000 just for staying single in the virtual world. Who needs love when you have diamonds and emeralds, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the one funding this operation, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Say goodbye to relationships and hello to riches on our server!

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  • PixelCraft: The Renderless Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft: The Renderless Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being laughed at and insulted for your lackluster Minecraft renders? Well, fear no more, because on our server, you’ll fit right in! We specialize in embracing the less talented, the underdogs, the ones who just can’t seem to get it right. Join us and revel in the glory of being the worst of the worst!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be surrounded by fellow render-challenged individuals, but you’ll also have the opportunity to witness the epic creations of our resident master renderer. They’re so good, they make Picasso look like a preschooler with finger paints. And hey, maybe if you stick around long enough, you might even pick up a tip or two (but let’s be real, probably not).

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re constantly reminded of your lack of talent? Join us, where mediocrity reigns supreme and failure is celebrated! Who needs skill when you can have a good laugh instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BedWarsMommaNoMore

    BedWarsMommaNoMore

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where making beds is a thing of the past! No more nagging parents asking you to clean up after your siblings – on our server, you’re free to build, explore, and conquer without any bed-making responsibilities.

    Join us and experience the freedom of a bed-making-free environment. No more sibling drama, no more angry parents – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret power that allows you to make beds with just a snap of your fingers. Imagine the possibilities!

    So come on over and leave the bed-making woes behind. Join our server and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only thing you’ll be cleaning up is the mess of creepers exploding all around you. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyEmoIQ Minecraft Server

    BlockyEmoIQ Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with emotionally unintelligent players? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the emotionally savvy gamers out there!

    Join us if you want to avoid players who can’t handle losing a game of Minecraft without throwing a tantrum. Our server is a safe space for those who understand that it’s just a game and losing is all part of the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll never have to deal with players who constantly spam the chat with their emotional baggage. We have a strict “no drama llama” policy in place to ensure that everyone can enjoy the game in peace.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the joy of playing Minecraft with emotionally intelligent players who know how to have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to those who show true emotional intelligence. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the emotional intelligence games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RegretCraft: Marriage Edition

    RegretCraft: Marriage Edition

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    Are you tired of your spouse constantly nagging you to take out the trash in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a divorce lawyer NPC who can help you split your virtual assets and move on to a happier blocky life! Join now and say goodbye to marriage troubles and hello to a new single life filled with endless mining and crafting adventures!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RhinoCraft Minecraft Server

    RhinoCraft Minecraft Server

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    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz we got crazier stuff goin on than a javan rhino poacher gettin 12 years in record time for wildlife crime in indonesia. like, we got pigs flyin around with diamond armor, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers sellin enchanted golden carrots for a steal. plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. true story, bro. so come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be wilder than a rhino poacher on the loose.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCommies vs YankeeDoodles

    CraftyCommies vs YankeeDoodles

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    come join our epic minecraft server where russia and US are enemies but in a fun way, like a big ol’ game of tag but with nukes. build your own bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown between the two superpowers. will you side with russia and embrace the vodka-fueled chaos or join team US and bring the freedom fries? the choice is yours, comrade. but remember, in this server, anything can happen. maybe putin will ride in on a bear and challenge trump to a dance-off. who knows? it’s all part of the fun on our crazy server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC

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    hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair full of diamond blocks (shhh, don’t tell anyone)! but wait, there’s more! join our server and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy! oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak in perfect english? yea, we’re that cool. so what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, then maybe you will. but who wants to be a stick in the mud anyway? not me, that’s for sure!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mainland: Where PVP is just a friendly way to say hello! Join now for epic battles on Java and Bedrock, version 1.20 and up!

    Mainland: Where PVP is just a friendly way to say hello! Join now for epic battles on Java and Bedrock, version 1.20 and up!

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    Discord https://discord.gg/tCTb7vpv

    Welcome Adventurers to Mainland SMP!

    We are a BRAND NEW Semi-Vanilla based SMP with quality of life features. With the release of our new season, you are encouraged to become the strongest and make a name for yourself in this expansive world. Regardless of your playstyle – expect exciting journeys, a active and growing community and of course, a stage for your nation to thrive.

    FAQ

    Q: What is Mainland SMP?

    Mainland SMP is a new Semi-Vanilla Minecraft server with quality of life features. It offers an expansive world for players to explore and thrive in.

    Q: What makes Mainland SMP different from other servers?

    Mainland SMP focuses on providing a semi-vanilla experience with quality of life features. It also emphasizes building a strong community and fostering player interaction.

    Q: How can I join Mainland SMP?

    To join Mainland SMP, you can connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord community for more information and updates.

    Q: Can I start my own nation or community on Mainland SMP?

    Yes, Mainland SMP provides a stage for players to start their own nations or communities within the server. You can collaborate with other players to build your own thriving nation.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on Mainland SMP?

    Mainland SMP has rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules to avoid any issues.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

    GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server, where the Don’t Let Go Edition/999/ is in full swing! Henya the Genius from Vshojo is leading the charge, along with her VOMS Project crew and former members. Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya are all ready to take on any challenge.

    But wait, there’s more! Formerly known as Jitomi Monoe, Ebosi is also part of the fun, along with the legendary Amano Pikamee Archive. Get ready for insane adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will keep you coming back for more. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful, he’s a bit of a prankster and might turn your house into a giant cake!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and take on the evil Sheep Gang, who are constantly plotting to overthrow the server and turn it into a giant wool factory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the lava sharks and exploding sheep – they’re a real hoot!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyWatchMC Server

    BabyWatchMC Server

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    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kid while your partner jets off on a luxurious vacation? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky toddlers running around!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about changing diapers or dealing with tantrums. Our server is the ultimate getaway for stay-at-home parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly baby creepers who will only explode if you don’t laugh at their silly antics. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (of the virtual kind, of course).

    Don’t be the asshole in your own life – join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to laugh at those baby creepers, that is).

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CampingCrisisCraft

    CampingCrisisCraft

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    Come join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about your family disappearing into thin air like in a crazy camping trip! We promise no surprise trips to the lake without telling anyone, because communication is key, even in the virtual world. Plus, we have amazing s’mores recipes that will make you forget all about your camping woes. So join us and let’s build some epic structures together, without the fear of losing loved ones in the process!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground dance parties with the zombies and skeletons, and the villagers are always throwing wild block parties. Plus, our moderator is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to all new players.

    So come on over and join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real friends when you can have a whole virtual world of craziness to explore?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ForeverAloneCraft

    ForeverAloneCraft

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    Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama and constantly swiping left on dating apps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to ever having to worry about finding a partner again.

    Why waste your time searching for love when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling creepers with fellow forever singles? Plus, who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword by your side?

    Join us and embrace the single life in all its blocky glory. Who needs a date night when you can have a Minecraft marathon with your new virtual pals? So come on, join our server and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to eternal singledom!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

    HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

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    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, BOOM! You get kidnapped by the Houthis in Yemen! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience ever! We’ve got crazy challenges like escaping from terrorist groups, building secret underground bases to hide from the bad guys, and even rescuing UN staff members from detention! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

    So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you say you’ve been detained by terrorists in Yemen while playing Minecraft? Plus, the UN confirmed it, so you know it’s legit! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and start your crazy journey today!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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