NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8081	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2480	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Holy Grails Found:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	93
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
New Chunks Explored:	571775	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	167	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Items Found:	2162	Alien Abductions:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	110	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.