NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	7911
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	157
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Emeralds Found:	3909	Buildings Constructed:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Animals Bred:	53	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	6800
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Mines Excavated:	1510
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Towns Built:	6
Star Shards Collected:	65	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9496
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1039
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	7226
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Enchantments Applied:	175	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Farms Harvested:	360
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!