NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crops Grown:	5479
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.