NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crops Grown:	7361
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Potions Brewed:	166	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	543
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2572
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.