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Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2311	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	2794
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1517
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	220	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Void Armor Forged:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GraveCrafters

confidential matters, deep dark secrets, GraveCrafters, hidden actions, hidden memories, innermost thoughts, intimate moments, kept hidden, never revealed, personal choices, personal revelations, private decisions, private reflections, regrets, Secrets, sensitive information, silent confessions, undisclosed events, undisclosed truths, unshared experiences, untold stories

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0