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| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a rare diamond block that granted them unlimited power. They used this power to prank other players by turning their houses into giant chickens and spawning an army of angry llamas. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.
So, if you’re ready to stroke your ego and unleash your inner baddie, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to? Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).
So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.
So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
🔥 Join us for epic tournaments like Stormy Night, where players battle it out in a world tour event that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Who will emerge victorious in the Team of 3 Open Beta #2? Only time will tell!
📚 Dive into our main wiki for frame data and system mechanics, because in this world, knowledge is power! And don’t forget to check out the Player Glicko-2 ratings to see where you stand among the competition.
🛡️ Need some extra help? Our approved Strive mods like the Potato Mod and Frame Data Display will give you the edge you need to dominate the battlefield.
👑 And for all you Queen Dizzy fans out there, we’ve got a starter guide that will have you ruling the server in no time!
🎸 So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready to rock and roll in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember, when you close your lobby, announce it in the thread or face the wrath of the Guilty Gear gods! 🤘
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
