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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ores Mined:	8660
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchantments Applied:	208
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4506	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Animals Bred:	161	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	9828
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Farms Harvested:	164
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	523
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Players:	98/300	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3