NoLaptopForYou | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fauna’s Rushia Debut 1.21

Anime, change of direction, Character development, debut, dropped idea, entertainment industry, fanbase, Fauna, Faunas, Gaming, internet culture, Mystery, online persona, Past Life, Rushia, schizo paypigs, speculation, streaming, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, yandere

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Fauna’s debut! We’ve got more twists and turns than Rushia’s yandere persona. You’ll be questioning reality like Fauna dropping her schizo paypig act. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Depths of Illusive Realm, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Gifts of Fleeting Dreams, Ios, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, official trailer, patch notes, Pincer Maneuver Warriors II, Promotion Video, Ragunna Sales Blitz, Rerun Banners, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Rinascita, smp, Somnium Labyrinth, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Timeline, Twitter account, Version 1.4, version 2.0, Waves, weapon banner, When the Night Knocks, windows, wuthering waves, wuwa, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to meet Yinlin and Xiangli Yao, who will either make you surrender or tell you the ultimate truth – it’s a gamble worth taking! Watch out for the upcoming event where all silent souls can sing, because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down. And don’t forget to check out our map, where you can track all the craziness happening in our world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

Affection, aita, arguments, BELIEF, Communication, depression, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, family, Kids, love, Marriage, normal, parents, ptsd, relationships, sticking it out, TEENAGE, Tension, toxic family, Unhappy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6890	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	3011	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your parents’ marriage!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of in-laws. Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP matches, just like your parents fighting over who left the dishes in the sink.

Join now and experience the tension and drama of a marriage on the rocks, but with the added bonus of building your own virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your frustrations by building a giant castle or blowing up your enemies with TNT?

Forget about normal marriages, our server is anything but ordinary. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Just remember, griefing is allowed, but family therapy sessions are not included.

CryCraft Jams

bittersweet tracks, CryCraft, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreak songs, heartbreaking ballads, heartrending songs, Jams, melancholic tracks, melancholy melodies, moving songs, poignant ballads, sad songs, sentimental music, sorrowful melodies, soulful ballads, tear-inducing music, tearful tunes, tearjerker tunes, touching tunes, weepy music

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who sings sad songs that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, join us and get ready to cry tears of laughter on the best Minecraft server ever!

LostTribeMC Server

Amazon, court battle, environmental justice, indigenous activism, indigenous community, indigenous culture, Indigenous Empowerment, indigenous heritage, indigenous history, indigenous land, indigenous people, indigenous resistance, indigenous rights, indigenous solidarity, indigenous sovereignty, indigenous struggle, land rights, legal victory, lost territory, LostTribeMC, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible.

Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up

Hamas supporter, jailed, jihad, knife emoji, LOCKED, PIXEL, pm, threat, Tipton

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

join dis epic minecraft server and u will be protected from crazy ppl like dis dude who threatened with knife emojis 😂 like who even does that?? but on our server u can build ur own castle and protect it with diamond swords and lava traps 🔥🗡️ plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake 🍰 so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world with us! #minecraftforlife #cakebunkerparty

No Ignorance, Just Bliss

Awareness, Bliss, Clarity, Consciousness, Discernment, education, enlightenment, ignorance, ignorant, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Open-mindedness, Perception, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5119

lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.

we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.

we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.

so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.

Depressed Diners Minecraft

Depressed, depression, depression risk factors, diners, emotional health, emotional well being, fast food, fast food and mental health, fast food and obesity, fast food consumption, mental health, mental health consequences, mental health impact, mental health risks, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, obesity, obesity and depression, obesity and mental health, obesity-related depression, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

Le epic minecraft sevrer

Central Europe, Citizens, Community, Country, discord server, elections, Epic, Government, Images, in-game campaigning, ip address, java, Minecraft, policies, political parties, realistic simulation, Roleplaying, rules, Sevrer, smp, society, Survival, TOWN, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Le Epic Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Le Epic Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla with minor plugins
Theme	Realistic political simulation
Server Version	1.21 (Java)
Host Location	Central Europe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a community-based vanilla minecraft server with a focus on creating a realistic political simulation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Anyone above the age of 13 can join by visiting the official discord server to submit a whitelist request and communicate with other players.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules as well as roleplay guidelines which can be found on the server’s website.

Q: Can I participate in politics on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join political parties, take part in elections, and even implement policies that affect the lives of other players.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Only very minor plugins such as /home, /tpa, sitting on stairs, anti-griefing, and a plugin for inserting images into the game.

Q: Is the server community active and welcoming?

A: Yes, the server boasts a nice and active community where players can live in towns, participate in events, or engage in politics.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, achievement, Crafters, Entertainment, Finally bought, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming on the go, gaming system, handheld console, Happy, Investment, long awaited, nintendo switch, Purchase, REWARD, SAVING, Switch, switched, Technology, video games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3107	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

Accountability, An, BRIBE, business practices, Competition, Corruption, Decision making, Ethics, industry standards, innovation, Investment, microsoft, millions, Minecraft, MONEY, open source alternative, scandal, smp, Software Development, spend, spend millions, stop developing, Technology, Training, transparency

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	4270
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3700	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5