| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2249 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8082 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
nolansmp.ga:12950
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6888 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2932 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
I’m talking giant statues of anime girls, floating castles made of cheese, and roller coasters that go through lava pits and unicorn forests.
And get this, the players on this server are like a bunch of crazy geniuses who will blow your mind with their epic creations.
So, if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure imagination, then join this server ASAP! Plus, the last anime girl you fapped to will probably be there too, just sayin’.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5398 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5464 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4357 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 210 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons getting down on the dance floor.
2. Our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamond blocks like they’re candy. You just gotta do a little llama dance and boom, you’re rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. It’s chaotic and hilarious.
4. Our community is full of crazy characters, like a villager who speaks only in puns and a zombie who thinks he’s a famous rapper. You’ll never be bored with these wacky folks around.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8733 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8994 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 770 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 56 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3287 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Votes: | 4336 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK!
COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LAUGH TIL YOUR PICKAXE BREAKS AND BUILD TIL YOUR BLOCKS RUN OUT!
WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME ADDICTION AND UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLES. PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8825 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Our Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and FUN! Join us and become a part of the most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history. We ain’t just cleaning up any old mess, we’re tackling a Black Sea oil spill like bosses!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ask Putin himself for help. That’s right, THE Putin! Who knows, maybe he’ll even drop by for a game of Minecraft and help us clean up the mess. It’s gonna be LIT!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your shovel, put on your best cleaning outfit, and join us on this crazy adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s show the world what a group of misfit Minecraft players can do when we put our minds to it. Join now and let’s clean up this mess together!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7084 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1415 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Always on the latest stable vanilla jar |
| Host | Self hosted on a purpose built machine |
| Plugins | No plugins |
| Commands | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Java | IP: freakcraft.net |
Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.
Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.
Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.
Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9290 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 1867 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 507 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 8767 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6781 | Animals Bred: | 184 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8797 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!
And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2978 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3057 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?
Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5865 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7332 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9645 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?
Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 897 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have quite a few active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!!
| Tpa’s |
| /spawn |
| sethomes |
| Non-Laggy server |
| Crossplay (Bedrock and Java) |
Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for the server.
Java IP: spugunke.net
Version: 1.21.4
Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565
I hope to see some of you soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PvP enabled on the server? | No, PvP is disabled on the server. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | We only allow certain approved mods for fairness and security reasons. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community environment. |
| How can I report a player for breaking the rules? | You can report a player by contacting a staff member on Discord or through an in-game command. |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4628 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.
Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!
