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HLrp.aternos.me Minecraft server

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Here you can become a Rebel or an Alliance, or whatever you want 🙂 The city is sooo huge, you can directly get to Revenholm by another road, and not through the eastern black mesa. I didn’t create the map, I just downloaded it. Join our discord server! And get on the whitelist, and you can play on the server. Good luck!

HLrp.aternos.me

Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

character representation, dlc, Gachashit, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming industry, imagination, immersive experience, in-game purchases, lara croft, microtransactions, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, pixelated blobs, regret, Shining, smp, stylised art, triangle boobs, understand, video games, virtual world, zoomers

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Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Audience, blocky, body image, Dicks, FANTASY, Gender norms, male gaze, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Preferences, Server, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, SIZE, unrealistic expectations, visual stimulation, WOMAN

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

bewildered, bewildering, bewilderment, Chaos, confusion, Disarray, discombobulated, disconcerting, Disorder, disorganized, disoriented, disturbed, flustered, Minecraft, perplexed, perplexity, puzzled, smp, Troubled, TURMOIL, uncertainty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

Among, battle, Characters, Combat, debate, doomguy, FANTASY, Fight, frieren, Gaming, Men, Minecraft, opinion, Opinion poll, Powerful, Reboot, Server, SETTLE, Shooter, showdown, STRONG, video games, warrior

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Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

asset repository, base64, F76, F76 Ports, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FoggyCraft, general, Mod Repository, Modding Guides, ModdingLinked., MSPaintAdventures, MSPasta, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, Pre-War, resource documentation, smp, Wastelanders

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Gaming, java, Karasique, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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The owner of the “Karasique – Gaming” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Karasique.aternos.me

Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ara ara, Bait, ceres fauna, Fauna, Fauna Archive, general, grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, merch, Minecraft, outer wilds, PALS, PIXEL, saplings, Schedule, Server, stream status, STREAMS, suggested streams, twitter, unarchived streams, vods

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Awareness, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, life impact, medication, mental health, Mental health advocacy, Minecraft, missed opportunities, neurodiversity, Prodigy, seeking help, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Struggles, Support, Therapy, undiagnosed, wasted time

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Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

anger, collection, consequences, creditor, DEBT, debtor, delinquent, Demand, finance, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, OBLIGATION, overdue, owed, Pay, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Unpaid, vlad, Vlads

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	75
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2742
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3678	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Villages Defended:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2490	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	82
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	219
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	839
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Runes Activated:	2

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4071	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9