NoKidzAllowedMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

Affection, aita, arguments, BELIEF, Communication, depression, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, family, Kids, love, Marriage, normal, parents, ptsd, relationships, sticking it out, TEENAGE, Tension, toxic family, Unhappy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your parents’ marriage!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of in-laws. Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP matches, just like your parents fighting over who left the dishes in the sink.

Join now and experience the tension and drama of a marriage on the rocks, but with the added bonus of building your own virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your frustrations by building a giant castle or blowing up your enemies with TNT?

Forget about normal marriages, our server is anything but ordinary. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Just remember, griefing is allowed, but family therapy sessions are not included.

CryCraft Jams

bittersweet tracks, CryCraft, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreak songs, heartbreaking ballads, heartrending songs, Jams, melancholic tracks, melancholy melodies, moving songs, poignant ballads, sad songs, sentimental music, sorrowful melodies, soulful ballads, tear-inducing music, tearful tunes, tearjerker tunes, touching tunes, weepy music

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	4230	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who sings sad songs that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, join us and get ready to cry tears of laughter on the best Minecraft server ever!

LostTribeMC Server

Amazon, court battle, environmental justice, indigenous activism, indigenous community, indigenous culture, Indigenous Empowerment, indigenous heritage, indigenous history, indigenous land, indigenous people, indigenous resistance, indigenous rights, indigenous solidarity, indigenous sovereignty, indigenous struggle, land rights, legal victory, lost territory, LostTribeMC, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Void Armor Forged:	26
Alien Abductions:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible.

Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up

Hamas supporter, jailed, jihad, knife emoji, LOCKED, PIXEL, pm, threat, Tipton

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Towns Built:	6

join dis epic minecraft server and u will be protected from crazy ppl like dis dude who threatened with knife emojis 😂 like who even does that?? but on our server u can build ur own castle and protect it with diamond swords and lava traps 🔥🗡️ plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake 🍰 so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world with us! #minecraftforlife #cakebunkerparty

No Ignorance, Just Bliss

Awareness, Bliss, Clarity, Consciousness, Discernment, education, enlightenment, ignorance, ignorant, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Open-mindedness, Perception, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5839	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.

we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.

we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.

so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.

Depressed Diners Minecraft

Depressed, depression, depression risk factors, diners, emotional health, emotional well being, fast food, fast food and mental health, fast food and obesity, fast food consumption, mental health, mental health consequences, mental health impact, mental health risks, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, obesity, obesity and depression, obesity and mental health, obesity-related depression, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1058	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

Le epic minecraft sevrer

Central Europe, Citizens, Community, Country, discord server, elections, Epic, Government, Images, in-game campaigning, ip address, java, Minecraft, policies, political parties, realistic simulation, Roleplaying, rules, Sevrer, smp, society, Survival, TOWN, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5589	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2

Le Epic Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Le Epic Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla with minor plugins
Theme	Realistic political simulation
Server Version	1.21 (Java)
Host Location	Central Europe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a community-based vanilla minecraft server with a focus on creating a realistic political simulation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Anyone above the age of 13 can join by visiting the official discord server to submit a whitelist request and communicate with other players.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules as well as roleplay guidelines which can be found on the server’s website.

Q: Can I participate in politics on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join political parties, take part in elections, and even implement policies that affect the lives of other players.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Only very minor plugins such as /home, /tpa, sitting on stairs, anti-griefing, and a plugin for inserting images into the game.

Q: Is the server community active and welcoming?

A: Yes, the server boasts a nice and active community where players can live in towns, participate in events, or engage in politics.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, achievement, Crafters, Entertainment, Finally bought, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming on the go, gaming system, handheld console, Happy, Investment, long awaited, nintendo switch, Purchase, REWARD, SAVING, Switch, switched, Technology, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

Accountability, An, BRIBE, business practices, Competition, Corruption, Decision making, Ethics, industry standards, innovation, Investment, microsoft, millions, Minecraft, MONEY, open source alternative, scandal, smp, Software Development, spend, spend millions, stop developing, Technology, Training, transparency

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Runes Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Players:	91/200	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3