NoKidzAllowedMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5802	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaotic adventures of Ethan and Mia in our pixelated playground.

Looking for a server where disruptive behavior is not only tolerated but encouraged? Look no further! Watch as Mia runs around wildly, yells at creepers, and touches all the things that aren’t meant to be touched. Will Ethan be able to handle the chaos or will he retreat to his quiet corner to mine in peace? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s drama too! Join us as we witness epic showdowns between siblings, where accusations fly and tensions rise. Will our brave players be able to find a solution that works for everyone, or will the chaos reign supreme?

So, if you’re looking for a server where family dynamics take center stage and where every gathering is filled with excitement and adventure, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Farms Harvested:	339
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2001	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Votes:	3882	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mines Excavated:	2131	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	14

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	423
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Love Letters Sent:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Towns Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	162
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8706	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Villages Defended:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!