Are you tired of hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet in your virtual Minecraft world? Do you dread the thought of having to deal with baby villagers constantly asking for emeralds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is a child-free zone! Join us and never worry about changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums ever again. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to bring a baby chicken onto the server accidentally started a poultry uprising that nearly destroyed the entire spawn area. So if you want to avoid a clucking catastrophe, come join us on our kid-free Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crops Grown: 1096 Meteorites Collected: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9439
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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