NoKidz4Me Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StrayDogSquad Minecraft Server

abandoned dogs, abandoned puppies, adoption, adoption manager, campus, castrate, city, DEBT, dog food, Friend, local vet, Minecraft, Moving, refusing to adopt, Server, Siblings, small town, stray dog, stray dogs, StrayDogSquad, surgeries, University, vet

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213
Dragon Eggs Found:	2923	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with abandoned puppies, shady adoption managers, and unexpected debts with local vets.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you never know what will happen next.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where adopting a Minecraft dog comes with more drama than a reality TV show. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life chaos like this?

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you never saw coming. See you there!

BlockShame: Aunt Edition

aunt, BlockShame, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, Conflict, dessert, Dinner, Edition, family, Grandparents, Help, misunderstanding, Plate, plus size, relationships, self esteem, sister, Small, weight

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!

We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!

YearlyAchievementsMC SMP

accomplishments of the year, Accomplishments.., Achievements, achievements of the year, goals, goals achieved, Milestones, milestones reached, personal growth, personal growth journey, progress, progress made, reflections, reflections on the year, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, self-reflection on accomplishments., smp, success, successes of the year, YearlyAchievementsMC

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4253
Potions Brewed:	190	Ores Mined:	5362
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Void Armor Forged:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear. We’ve got diamond armor for days, like we’re swimming in it. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like they’re on vacation or something.

Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.

And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.

CraftyConfessions

ANONYMOUS, Classified, confession, Confidential, Covert, CraftyConfessions, hidden, Private, reddit, Secrets, undisclosed

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3791	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of keeping all your juicy secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without anyone ever knowing it was you! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and outrageous stories that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own sanity. Who knows, you might even uncover some secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. So come on, join us and let the secrets flow like lava in the Nether!

CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

addiction, CokeCraft, colombia, controversial statement, criminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, drug trade, drug war, Government, Latin America, legalize cocaine, Narcotics, policy change, president, societal impact, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

Love & Pixels

Affection, Bonding, Caring, Commitment, Communication, Connection, emotional connection, eroticism, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, monogamous individuals, nurturance, Partnership, Passion, pixels, relationship satisfaction, romance, romantic relationships, sexual passion, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	844210
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can find your one true love! We got so much caring and emotional connection going on, you’ll be feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. And don’t even get me started on the sexual passion – it’s like a firework show up in here!

Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!

SuperDragons

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

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Frostia

5 p.m., Adventure, Crack version., Factions, February 15, Frostia, Mini Games, Networks, Opening, Parkour, power, Premium, PvP, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Items Found:	5044
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6747
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Trail you serveur minecraft Frostia A PVP, factions and mini-games with a unique game experience! Come and mark your adventure and prove your power on Frostia!

Official opening of the server: Saturday February 15 at 5 p.m.

Join us on our networks to miss anything Available in Premium and Crack version!

On t’attend sur Frostia !

Play.frostia.fr:25570

The Last Joust of Chivalry

Allegiance, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Domination, Faction, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, minor states, Modded, PvP, PvPZone, Realms, Siege Engines, Tenosia, vassal lords

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchantments Applied:	136
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information about the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TLJ?	TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ?	Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

Girls, Public, Showcase

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	8853
New Chunks Explored:	839168	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	5583	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	152	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7063

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

#announcement, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, decision making process, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, lack of preparation, leadership, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, policy implementation, Politics, strategy, takeover plan, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3644	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?

Players:	96/700	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crops Grown:	2685
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dimension Hops:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33