NoKidz4Me Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4419	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mines Excavated:	1205
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7409	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Star Shards Collected:	222	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	532526	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	4037
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7077	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8497	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Players:	92/900	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7437
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2