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Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Star Shards Collected:	191
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Animals Bred:	74
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Potions Brewed:	192	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Items Found:	4956	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Votes:	1579

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	885

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Potions Brewed:	112
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9660

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	7865	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2401	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mines Excavated:	4071	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Rainbows Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	188	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	650	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0