NoKidsNoWeddingLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Votes:	1871
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3450
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mines Excavated:	1771	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	6173	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Magic Items Found:	4030
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Villages Defended:	11
Crops Grown:	4636	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7551

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

BingchillingMC

Adventure, Balanced, BingchillingMC, competitive, consent, Engaging, Environment, Heartsgain, Mechanic, Minecraft, modifications, PvP, Rainplay, Resources, rules, Server, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, Teams

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	Normal Lifesteal
Main Feature	Lifesteal Mechanic
Rules	No Hacking or Griefing Choose Your Team PvP with Consent

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

No, we do not allow any form of hacking or cheating on the server to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing (destroying others’ bases or ruining the server world) is strictly prohibited to ensure a enjoyable experience for all players.

3. Can I choose to play solo or with a team?

Yes, you have the option to either team up with others or play solo based on your preference.

4. How does the Lifesteal mechanic work on this server?

Defeating other players in PvP allows you to gain hearts through the Lifesteal mechanic, enhancing your survivability in battles.

5. What should I do if I encounter unfair PvP situations?

If you experience unfair PvP situations such as random killing or spawn-trapping, please report it to the server admins for appropriate action.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at xm.rainplay.cn:28963 to start your adventure in the Lifesteal world.

Confidence Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, belief in yourself, Confidence, Craft, determination, empowerment, encouragement, inner strength, inspiration, Loser, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, Support

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna stop being a loser and gain some confidence, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll be surrounded by the most epic gamers who will hype you up and make you feel like a total boss.

Forget about being a sad sack, on this server, you’ll be a legend in the making! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champ!

BFFBlockParty

18th birthday, aita, arguments, Best Friend, BFFBlockParty, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cancel, Disrespect, Environment, Gratitude, hurt feelings, misunderstandings, Obligations, online dating, parents, plane tickets, relationship dynamic, third wheel, Visit

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of drama in your friendships? Looking for a place where you can just relax and have a good time without all the misunderstandings and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Forget about third-wheeling on your friend’s birthday, on our server, everyone is the life of the party! No need to worry about disrespectful boyfriends texting you, because in our world, the only texts you’ll be getting are from friendly players asking to team up for an epic adventure.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into feeling like the bad guy, on our server, you’re the hero of your own story! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ProtestCraft: Resist & Build!

activism, AMERICANS, BUILD, citizen engagement, civil disobedience, civil rights, Democracy, freedom of speech, grassroots organizing, political activism, Political unrest, protest chants, protest culture, protest movements, protest signs, protest slogans, ProtestCraft, PROTESTS, public outcry, Resist, resistance, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate protest zone! Join us and fight against the tyranny of creepers and zombies who are trying to take over the blocky world. We have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground resistance base where you can plot your next move. So grab your pickaxe and join the resistance, because on our server, the only thing we’re protesting is boring gameplay!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7379	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	877	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3