NoKidsNoProbsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchantments Applied:	248
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hearing baby cries and changing diapers in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for married couples who have decided that kids are a big NOPE in their virtual lives.

Join us for a child-free paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about little ones messing it up. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the joys of a peaceful, kid-free existence in the blocky world.

Forget about PTA meetings and soccer practice, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to fend off the creepers and zombies that roam the land. So come on, join us and experience the freedom of a child-free Minecraft life!

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	937942
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	8626	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5904
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ores Mined:	9241	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!