NoKidsNoProbsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9530	Players Killed by Monsters:	7367
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hearing baby cries and changing diapers in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for married couples who have decided that kids are a big NOPE in their virtual lives.

Join us for a child-free paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about little ones messing it up. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the joys of a peaceful, kid-free existence in the blocky world.

Forget about PTA meetings and soccer practice, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to fend off the creepers and zombies that roam the land. So come on, join us and experience the freedom of a child-free Minecraft life!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Emeralds Found:	9258
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Star Shards Collected:	189	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	New Chunks Explored:	171912
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	2592	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

A Classic TNaD MODDED

Arrival, BEHAVE, Carry on Alex’s mobs, classic, Community, Counting, Create, Discord, Friends, Fun, Human, ice and fire, irons spells and spell books, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Play, questions, rules, Server, smp, TNaD

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11

Welcome to TNaD Minecraft Server!
We have a small but cool and free community with minimal rules. Behave, make friends, play as you like, and most importantly, have fun!
Mods Available:
1. Ice and Fire
2. Create
3. Carry on Alex’s Mobs
4. Iron’s spells and spell books
Join us and make your mark on the server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
1. Are there any rules on the server?	Just basic rules to ensure a fun and friendly environment. Behave like a normal human and don’t ruin the fun for others.
2. How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP listed above and start playing! For any issues, reach out through the provided Discord link.
3. What mods are available on the server?	Mods like Ice and Fire, Create, Carry on Alex’s Mobs, Iron’s spells and spell books, and more are available for enhanced gameplay.
4. Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players: [Discord Link].
5. Who can I contact for any questions or issues?	Feel free to message the server admin for any queries you may have. They are there to help and assist you.

Enchanted Love 1.20.2

1.20.2, 3D trash, Claiming Waifu, discussion, Enchanted, Fun, Have Fun, Insults must be original, JOINING, love, Lurking, No oversexualized content, No Stealing, Original insults, Oversexualized content, Posting images, Private RP, reserved place in hell, RP/ERP, Trips, Waifu rules, waifu thread, Waifu threadPrevious

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Hey bros, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your favorite waifu thread? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to claim your very own Minecraft waifu or husbando! But beware, no stealing unless you roll trips, and only one claim per person (we don’t want any Minecraft drama here).

Keep the RP/ERP in private, but feel free to discuss all things waifu-related. And remember, insults must be original – no basic insults allowed here.

If you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get in on the action! And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to those pixelated waifus.

Joining our server means a reserved place in hell – but hey, at least you’ll have fun while you’re there! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!